doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via melesbian)

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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