Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)



(Source: ohnaya)

  • Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
  • Middle School: I love my group of friends!
  • High School: What are friends
  • Out of high school: ...

(Source: lipgallagher)


(Source: darkseids)

Hmmm

chasingwilde:

Kristen Stewart, you seemed rather disappointed that Jennifer wasn’t there…like veryyy disappointed. I’m onto you…